very funny

little orange brochure

every time I go to the doctor at school I see this little orange brochures

and I feel so sorry for the poor souls that get those brochures.

because they say “Now that you have mono…”

like there is in fact life after mono, ha

well I don’t have an orange brochure,

but someone should go get me one,

because I have mono,

and trust me there’s not much of a life after mono.